The unidentified large objects that the Infinity Cruiser was not able to avoid have just revealed themselves...
It was only your... oh I don’t know... run-of-the-mill… everyday... RARE GIGANTIC SPACE WHALES!!!
Reports of possible risks?
People really should read SpaceCare Cruises' small print that clearly states:
Risks of wonderful life-changing experiences!
There isn't a solution to navigating around them yet, but these creatures are known as some of the universe's most peaceful and gentle beings - so our adventurers have nothing to worry about!
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